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The Offspring - Greatest Hits (909045)


<midi> if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to the rail

<midi> with a train coming and decide that you really don't wanna see

<midi> him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean saltwater

<midi> is indeed your bladder...

<midi> (or so said one of my scoutmasters...)

<Squeedle> midi: though they might just rip their tongue off trying to

<Squeedle> get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down at them

<midi> squee:  either way, he gets his tongue off the track.  and if

<midi> you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face.

<midi> it's cathartic and good karma.  how cool is that?

<Squeedle> well hey, what more can you ask for

<hoche> o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree, and you

<hoche> can pee on me! o/~

<Squeedle> schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of

<Squeedle> others

<midi> which is kinda neat.  you get a choice between letting natural

<midi> selection work or pissing in the idiot's face.  it's win-win.